Homo Homini Lupus Est

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Cake day: October 1st, 2023

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  • Oh yes…if I’m alone noone ever talks to me (resting bitch-face-syndrome), but when I’m shopping with wifey, I get asked at least once per trip to fetch shit off a shelf.

    But also yes, exclusively women or handicapped men. A “normal” guy would probably rather die than ask another guy for help.

    Wifey rarely asks though, she actually prefers a step-stool or whatever before asking for help.





  • Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:

    • The bed is long enough (u don’t need a custom made)
    • cars are great (u don’t need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside, or take the seat out)
    • you can kiss a woman while… Errr…you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
    • clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
    • airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
    • doors are OK (u dont need to duck. Which u learned through pain)

    But there are also benefits…like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err…yes.