BillyClark

Trump’s actions during Covid should constitute crimes against humanity.

It’s too bad they don’t work in an office with a more supportive environment. I’ve worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you’re not used to it.

Something has gone very wrong in those kids’ upbringings if they dream about riding a motorcycle without wearing any protective gear.

Donald Trump, to me at least, seems like a very simple person. I have found that I can predict a lot of what he’ll do by just keeping in mind that he’s an egotistical simpleton who wants people to worship him. He doesn’t care about anybody but himself, and he doesn’t think very far into the future. But he gets hung up on the past a lot.

Biden beat him. There was a popularity contest, and America picked Biden. Biden has never lost to Trump, except one debate that most people forgot about already. That’s something that Trump will never be able to change.

Trump probably thinks of the shooter as a loser who couldn’t even hit what he was aiming at. If anything, the shooting made Trump more popular. Trump won and the shooter lost.

Boy, Biden really lives rent-free in Trump’s head.

Most people, if they even thought of putting something like that up, would be worried that they would be branding themselves as a desperate loser.

Trump is also holding the cards backwards.

Also, I’ve not played with every Uno deck, but all of the ones I’ve played with, the wild cards all have the same basic design. But his wild cards have several different designs.

And in a real game of Uno, if someone has a bunch of wilds, people just hit them with a ton of Draw 2s.

So to summarize, Trump’s deck was stacked. He was dealt an amazing hand. But it turns out that whoever stacked the deck cheated and used cards from multiple different decks. The hand only really works if everyone else plays badly and lets Trump win. And then, Trump is so stupid at playing that he doesn’t even know which side of the cards are which, and he just declares victory anyways.

Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal.

Looks like the last Beartato update was in 2023. Sad, I always liked that comic.

I don’t expect other people will like it as much as I do, but here is maybe my favorite Beartato comic ever: https://nedroid.com/?403