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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldIm a weekly showerer
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    2 days ago

    Night showerers are gross.

    Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.

    Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.