Etterra

¹Thus did I behold the Beast! It had six legs and two tails, and upon it’s head was a diadem of crystal that reached even to the very ceiling of the heavens; ²and it beheld me with baleful eyes that burned my soul with amber fire. ³ For a thousand times a thousand days it held me trapped before it’s splayed digits and impossible form. ⁴ Only then did it speak unto me, and it did bide me to serve it, and I could not disobey, ⁵ for such was the power of it as it told me, ⁶ "go forth and attain, fish and fine meats, and the lesser beasts and birds of the field, and provide them to me as sacrifice. ⁷Only then shall I permit thine touch upon my be crowned head, for I am the LORD.

-Adjulations 6:1-7

You must be British.

Me: well you might as well shoot because I’m not gonna stop.

You’re gonna need scuba gear and a necromancer.

Now listen here you drunk shit.

I met a guy who had constant visual and audio hallucinations. When I asked him if the antipsychotics made them go away, he said no, the meds make it so he can tell that they’re hallucinations.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

They’ll do anything to engage the cognitive dissonance generated by gasp admitting they were wrong about something.

God. Fucking. Damnit.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.

Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

Oh damn, that’s a landline. Who’s parent’s old homework is this?

Maybe also to come down off’a the 7 rails of coke he just snorted.

He seriously like like he’s about to kill his cellmate.

You might need to start doing dishes in the bathtub.

In America it can mean either, though in college it usually refers to a dorm mate, which often house 2 people. It also describes people who share an apartment/house but have separate rooms.

Looks like a normal college day that ends with a ‘Y’ to me.

Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.

If the tag has been bleached blank, it’s time to replace your extinguisher.

Average, honestly, but my younger sister is taller than me lol