Told my friend he needs to convince the next set of strangers he does drunk karaoke with to do a speed run with him.

They did not remove the handles. My buddy checked lmao

Oh shit he might be. How can I know for certain? What can I do to test this theory?

I will get the most amazing award. On top of being an AI shill, he’s also an incel and racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic.

I know why his ex wife left him and why his daughters don’t communicate with him.

My one coworker is an AI shill and I love reminding him that this is gonna be the dotcom bubble all over again. He was an adult when the dotcom bubble burst and apparently he had invested a lot into shit back then lmao. I was a kid so I didn’t even know what an economy is.

My one history teacher in high school drank vodka from a water bottle when he was teaching about the Holocaust. He drank more the days he showed us uncensored concentration camp liberation vids. Nobody said a damn thing about it because he deserved to get a lil blitzed for enduring those videos in every class of the day for a week.

He showed them to us because he thought it was very important that we know the awful, ugly, disturbing truth about what happened so it doesn’t happen again.

Guess the rest of the US didn’t have that sort of history lesson.