My in-laws have the same problem so I’ll get to experience how bad Walgreens is when they ask me to pick up their prescriptions

Exactly this! I’ve been going to a local independent pharmacy chain for years and it is a light-years better experience than either of the national chains

The fun part is the generics aren’t always the exact same medication! In most cases it is a 1:1 between name brand and generic but there’s always edgecases, whether due to allergies or quality control or sometimes the recipe differences actually impact the potence and performance of the medication

Walgreens is just generally the worst pharmacy in the country. I’m convinced they intentionally create delays in picking up the prescriptions that are supposedly already ready to get you to buy more stuff in the store part, plus the store portion is always so chronically understaffed good luck being able to buy anything. Oh and now everything is locked up so you can’t even pull stuff off the shelves to attempt to buy anything. And then they wonder why profits keep going down…

But that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…

The database I manage has 3 different week formats in it for reporting periods. Sun-Sat, Fri-Sun and Mon-Sun. We also have 5 different definitions of “year” depending on fiscal year, calendar year, operational year, and the operational years for 3 different large clients, etc.

As I’ve slid into adulthood the wisdom of Douglas Adams has really begun to resonate: “time is an illusion, lunchtime doubley so”