Last October or November I went out at 0430 and crabbed until noon. Spent the rest of the day drinking beer and cooking crabs. Then it came time to eat them. I ate six or seven before I gave up. I also don’t see how it’s a food people get excited over. I wish there was some way to grind them up and float or spin the shells out. Good meat but so much work!

I mean yeah but Heidi Klum dressing like a statue and scaring other attendees by pretending to be an exhibit is very funny to me