OK, just a little more work from the Cheeto.

Oh that’s the highest diesel price I’ve seen today.

What? This?

Its European gas!

I don’t like whatever the fuck his name is. I forgot the name. Oh fuck! Its ted. Yeah he looks like he ate all the food stamps himself.

That sounds like there’s a little bull behind it. LOL, don’t kill me, I’m vegan, just can’t resist a fun little pun.

Use your Aunty’s address!

Back in my day toilet paper was still an expensive item and people would still use tree leaves and corn husks. You dry the corn and then you crack the kernels off the husk. You end up with a pile of husks wich are round and have a velvety ribbed surface. So yeah, it’s nature’s toilet paper.

They hide various gas stations but they are all expensive. Here’s from one minute ago:

a couple of days ago

The Trump coin cell battery is coming!