SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

He died for your sins.

Apple Dresser

I his defense, have you ever tried to make iced tea with ketchup and horseradish? It’s fucking nasty.

GenX hated on their girlfriends

This is not true! We hate on everyone equally.

mfw I was raised by Stanley Kubrick

I’ve been in this situation.

This is such a short guy thing to post.

Soy Bean

Stuffed, indeed.

Chip, you uncensor that muff right this minute! I will not have people going around here covering up their muffs.

Oh don’t get me wrong, they’re a fantastic, mutually supportive community. I just didn’t realize what I was walking into at first. It was like entering a club I had no business entering.

industrial strength pop rocks

That…that’s just C4.