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Get em!

Didn’t mean to universalize but this is a common reaction. Part of my more charitable read

Eh, even taking the must charitable view for the canceller, you could also bee charitable to the other one and say that everyone feels relief at cancelled social plans

Mmm the ragebait tastes so good though I feel righteous and angered

User a youthful emoji like XD

Where did they go… >>

They can’t even capture the subtlety of :p versus :P it never looks right because it removes the imaginative component

Quite prolific

Damn I didn’t even spot it

After years of wfh literally 3 meters from my bathroom, “holding it” seems barbaric.

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Same. When I get busy and hold it until lunch I feel like i betray every worker who had to break the owner’s windows in order to get a break at work

Yeah pharmacists often know a lot more about drugs than doctors, and they get to focus their whole career on getting good at just that

Look at this guy with his pronouns.

Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I’d want to go that hard again

Interesting. I had no idea they worked like that.

Sounds like taking melatonin for sleep. It’s not going to put you to sleep unless you’re in a sleepy headspace