At least where I live, there are more busses on time than on sidewalks but that might be a regional thing

It’s actually on the sidewalk if you look closely

Ocean gate? Never heard it referred like that. Funny how gate is just a word for scandal by now. It all started with the Watergate gate.

In parts of Germany, it’s the same (Erdapfel), others say ground pear (Grundbirne) but don’t compare apples with pears (it’s our equivalent to apples and oranges)

Let’s compromise: 26?

And adrenochrome, obviously

My life motto is: two showers until Christmas

And that almost makes it worse. The joke works without it, why add a Down Syndrome punchline at the end? If it’s not about it, why bring it up in the first place?