Maybe do both.

Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.

Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.

I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.

When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.

Hey, no wizard languages allowed. You could be casting a spell for all I know!