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woah, we got a situation over here

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did