“Wow you got a new truck! I didn’t think you had a micropenis that small.”

“Wauw you’re really overcompensating something huh, I wonder what, that is hahaha.”

“Some men have this big dick energy, meaning they act chill because they know they don’t have to prove anything so they don’t behave like an asshole. It’s funny that you have the exact opposite.”

“Awww did something hurt your little boy’s feelings? In my desk I have for you a tampon and a box of crayons, which one would you prefer?”

“Why are you treating women that way, are you trying to hide your oedipus complex?”