Lobotomy as a Service.
Slopware Engineering
How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)
Ass-coding
Jerking off.
What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?
Subscription bugging.
Personally massaging the code
NOT - coding.
My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!
Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can’t afford more RAM.
“Call it what you like, you’re still going to need us” Code.
It’s just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn’t mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the “no code” rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.
If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won’t be too painful to add.
Tech debt
fuckin’ Clown Code.
I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.
Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what “elite” dipshits like.
- Subscription coding.
- It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
- CrappyCodey
- Clueless coding
- Klutz code
- Mañana coding
- Brain-free coding
- Developerless development
- Self-driving systems
- Humanity-free development
- If claude can do this it can replace management next
- Claude codepirated
- Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
- AI pwned
- I never really understood the codebase in the first place
- Blagger’s code
- I’m so much more valuable to my employer now that I’ve outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
Clueless coding is the perfect term.
