But that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
![The Centaur and the Mermaid [Pepper & Carrot]](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2eb3ab31-81d3-45fd-9ebf-0f5f9be6857e.png){kind=link}
she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.
Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn’t be the best. At least it’s huge I guess.
The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him…
awww. now it’s romantic
But that’s assuming it’s in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out…
Mythically huge
and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans
Centaur: “Um, I have to hold them until they hatch?”
Mermaid: “You have to hold them until they hatch.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse#Reproduction
Most probable scenario. And I want to apologise to the word “probable” for how far away from its original meaning I used it.
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
eldritch
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
He’s into fish, she likes guys with five legs… It’s not a leap.
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