That’s literally what an advert would be like for something like this. It’s near impossible to tell anymore what is satire and what is not.
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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Motherboard sales are now collapsing amid unprecedented shortages fueled by AIEnglish
4·16 hours agoIf they get dirty cheap, I might just replace my old one using old parts
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Instagram ends end-to-end encrypted messaging in chats from today.
19·16 hours agoAh, so spying on employees to train slop machines was not enough.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Erika Kirk on her way to the Griefmania Superslam
146·17 hours agoFUCK AI SLOP
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer
5·17 hours agoFUCK AI SLOP
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Motherboard sales are now collapsing amid unprecedented shortages fueled by AIEnglish
201·17 hours agoSo there’s more supply than demand, meaning they should become really cheap. Right? That’s fucking good news.
What collapse are you talking about? Profit collapse for greedy corporations?
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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Most could work on anyone really
1·1 day agodeleted by creator
Saying “fuck your argument” does not make it invalid.
Well, maybe read the first sentence, which makes your argument invalid, muppet.
You have to be a fucking lunatic capitalist to ever compare companies to people, ffs. What is wrong with you?
If a corrupt, law breaking company goes bankrupt it’s a GOOD thing. Why should corrupt companies get to keep going, while people are jailed and have their lives destroyed for relatively minor crimes?
You are seriously out of your mind to defend some made up entities with the only purpose of extracting as much money as possible from people.
A company is not a living being with feelings and emotions. Fuck your argument. Fuck the greedy companies.
You people shower daily?
Cool. Cool. Cool.
Yes, they don’t exist. Have you ever seen a germ? NO! Hence, they’re not real. People are just weird.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Edge loads your passwords into memory in plaintext, but Microsoft says not to worryEnglish
20·3 days agoThat’s the added trust and security they always boast about

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Squirrel President ya'll!!! What do you got? Just a basic hooman?!?
1·3 days agoWould love for him to die in a prison. I heard they treat pedophiles real good in there.
You forgot to add “that I follow”.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Children are drawing moustaches on their faces to fool online age checks - and it's working; fake birthdays, borrowed IDs, and creative facial hair bypass age checksEnglish
1·4 days ago“Well, now that they found ways to bypass the checks, we need to introduce even more checks. Let’s make them spit into a device every time they turn on a PC, then check their age based on their genetic markers.” - Politicians
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Half of teenage girls in Japan consult AI about their problems; less than 30% of men in any age group doEnglish
0·5 days ago38.6% of respondents said they “very trust” or “somewhat trust” advice from AI-generated sources regarding relationships and social interactions.
Very worrying.
I always wonder how these guys behave up until the point where they pretty much literally say “I’m a deadbeat asshole”.
How do they fool these women into going on a date in the first place? Are they really such amazing actors, and if so, why would they just admit to being scumbags after they already successfully deceived them.
Really, you just sound stupid for going out with him in the first place. I cannot imagine someone being such a huge asshole and not showing any other red flags.
I’ll do the same if you can convert 2.34 days into seconds in your head. Now!
I will, if you give me a realistic scenario where I would need to do such a conversion. In your own words “give me a reason”.
You use non-base 10 units all the time. You’re weirdly quiet on that point.
Just because other things are not as good, doesn’t mean everything else has to. And we are discussing imperial vs metric systems, why are you trying to change the topic?


They simply can’t afford it, even if they wanted to.