MinnesotaGoddam
i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.
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like, a good saxophone or a cheap one
and were they playing or just using the fingerings as a musician i have so many questions
have you ever thrown a pigeon? so can they
i’m tryning very hard to extinct the enchilada the way i eat them tho
1·13 hours agohe put his money where his mouth was and if it had been down and a little left it could have causvented so many problems
nah the shittier the better
you know what would be really funny? if charli kirk were a guatemalteca.
I used to love portabello burgers, but I haven’t seen one that wasn’t mince in a while
Oh sorry I am just full of special sauce and wine . Would you like some of the sauce? How about the special? I have plenty to share.
I have ridiculous (yes I mean that literally I make fun of them myself) food issues. Like, people who don’t know me think I’m autistic because I freak out like I might die over my food (it’s just ptsd because a specific someone in my social circle insists on triggering me by bringing a poison that only works on me to all the food events. Like imagine I was superman and they always brought kryptonite fork and steak knife and eyeball spoon to dinner
Technically I’m a tubeless tire
There’s other ways the irs imputes the income they assume you had in cash, so you still need to keep damn good records.
everyone go eat your favorite enchilada or you'll make me cry
Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck. I just wrote out some long comment and had to delete it when I saw the news. We like to do our annual holidays (like valentimes) on different days so we can get into our favorite restaurants easy. I just found out my favorite brunch place in San Francisco closed in January. I want to be in the angry dome but I think I’m gonna be in the sad shed instead. I was just thinking about how I lost my favorite enchiladas and never had the chance to take the time to learn to teach myself to cook them, life was too crazy back then. Now they are gone forever… Forever… Forever…
2·15 hours agoThank you for playing along you’ve been a great sport. I really needed this today too.
Wait is it real crimes with juicy? Should we be bootlegging sweat pants with “JUUCEY” on the booty?
I just want to commit a Lil bit of gay crimes and run international guns with Stephen since that’s cool now apparently. A dividual can dream.
That’s what makes it so felicific.
A dude at the local farmers market makes them and it can’t be that hard to get the ratios or times or whatever right. But I’ve dissolved si many skittles I just stick with gummi now. My rec: chamoy twin snakes for the best sour treat you can get right now.
dude we had this dancing santa toy robot thing? you know those ones that that one grandpa loves and everyone else in the family hates which makes that one grandpa love them more? part of the reason that that one grandpa loved them is his paramour grandpa’s dog had a bit of a crush on dancing robots, and one of them was encouraging the dog and one was not and it was very cute. but like they had sexbots for dogs since the 90s.
i thought the fight was who didn’t get it. like texas.
it was the Squat and Gobble. with a name like that, how could you eat anywhere else for brunch?