

Well it ain’t gonna be Peach.



Well it ain’t gonna be Peach.



That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.


If you want a Cybertruck, you want
the all-wheel versiona vasectomy.
Please don’t reproduce.


I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.
So relaxing.


LOL, I have not updated my LinkedIn in about 12 years.


I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “I did not fuck my daughter, and if I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.


Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.


Ideally, higher quality audio circuitry.


“Well, the plague didn’t work. I guess I’ll try raining hell fire.” – God




Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent?
Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the “Spanish” I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPSmdbI_TM
EDIT: I guess I should clarify that it’s the way I speak it. My reading comprehension is higher because I did read a lot in spanish and I still can.
Close.
“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily. In this context, he does probably mean boner pills. “Cosechar” means harvest. So he’s going to pull beans out…in cum sauce.
EDIT: I spent my tweens and teens in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.
“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.


The flip part has to do with who is senate leader, and all the powers that come with it.


Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
My favorite episode was when Cool Squirrel threw an acorn at a squad car down in Florida. He’s so cool.
Welcome to 1956…again.