Fake outrage isn’t spread out over a half hour…

You realize that one break connection being dead on a wired connection doesn’t mean the whole system takes a crap, right?

If your hydraulic line takes a shit, you’ve gotta clamp it or you eventually don’t have breaks. If an electrical wire disconnects, the electrons don’t fall out, the system throws a warning/error and the other breaks keep working.

You absolutely shouldn’t be showering twice a day…

ETA: Showing twice a day is terrible for your skin.

I mean, I’m sure stupid vegans exist, suggesting it doesn’t solve all the problems.