Yeah yeah, I’m an asshole. We already know this.

What an apt username

Given how many of their songs are anti-war, I’d give them the benefit of the doubt

Yup, she hasn’t engaged with anything I’ve said in replies, where I’ve had similar experiences in the past to what she’s described

Especially the crossover memes

Probably because of all the fucking.

Edit: that explains the hair, too.

Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly … I always said I’d try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.

It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn’t get over the smell and called a halt to it all … when it’s all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it’d be like water but it’s way more slippery.

Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it’s not unpleasant … more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.

The difference being that the puppygirls aren’t lashing out and demeaning others … they’re just bed rotting while watching yaoi

Modern Bugatti … no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose.

Vintage Bugatti … not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered.

If you’re gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce … now I’m thinking about it, that’s the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.