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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

hot take but i agree so much

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hot take but i agree so much

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    Ah so that’s why it’s called Lemmy.

    As in, lemmy kill myself real quick

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    Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?

    Get out of here.

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    (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

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    Alright. I just opened the app

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    Eh it’s just a lil salty, luckily it doesn’t taste like larger quantities of piss. Pretty inoffensive.

    • Nora (She/Her)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah, I can’t believe im saying this but a little piss is really not that big of a deal… If you’ve ever sucked dick before you probably have had piss in your mouth even if you didn’t realize it… I mean, I’m not into piss, like, at all. So I prefer to not really think about it but… Here we are.

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        Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly … I always said I’d try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.

        It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn’t get over the smell and called a halt to it all … when it’s all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it’d be like water but it’s way more slippery.

        Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it’s not unpleasant … more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.

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    You really can tell Violet’s posts the moment you see them, can’t you?

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    you might have a bit of a thing for piss (and that’s lovely for you!)

    I Don’t.

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      I’m trying to think of something violet doesn’t have a thing for.

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        Austere abstinence?

        Edit: ASCETICISM was the word I was looking for. Phew. There it is.

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    Never change violet08

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    Glad to hear you’re enjoying yourself dear, please be safe.

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    jokes on you it is crab leg butter

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    But when the rest of the first lick tastes like battery acid :3

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    disgusting

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      Wow dont kink shame

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        im gonna say what i want when someone thinks its okay to shove kinks in my face with literal zero warning. groomer behavior tbh

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          Literal child molester behavior. It’s like I’m being abused rn. I NEED AN ADULT! Violet is being gross and human and there’s nothing I can do

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            100% correct except without the shitty sarcasm/hyperbole, great stuff

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    The amount of willpower it’s taking to not hit the block button is a level I didn’t even know I had.

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      Violet08 is one of the few accounts keeping this place alive.

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