Thanks, I didn’t make this and am actually only drinking a beer. I wish my kitchen were so tidy though.

You think they care about books?

I always expected the fruitiness inside to eventually come out of him, but not like this.

Oh, and if you’re wondering why there’s a big fight over Utah, this is the real end-game:

“In my defense, YOU told me to ‘take a little off the back!’”

Modeled after your mom, I assume? I’d recognize that hole anywhere.

Don’t pretend you waited 30 minutes between dabs.

You mean tallmunism?

Somebody get Rick Santorum on the line.

Is that Alex Jones?

He knows exactly what he did.

Sissy-Fuss, he was a little bratty slut.

Buddha was 100% into the weird indie hentai game sites my friend told me exist. It’s in the Bible, look it up.

Most likely, statistically, they’re both shitty people.

Of course it’s real, there’s literally a photo. The day we can fake things like that will be a dark day indeed.

Noticed my juicy ass.

“All your pants are missing and all you have are short skirts and dresses!? Ohhhhh nooooo…welp. I guess I have no choice!”

Have you tried them on?

I’m about to send “Sup Krudler,” so if you’re lying, some stranger is about to get a very confusing insult.

Same, but they never last long.