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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

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I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    6 hours ago

    Lmao

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It’s a rite of passage around a route of passage and I’m surprised you haven’t completed it yet

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    19 hours ago

    You people wear clothes to bed?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.

      • Logi@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          7 hours ago

          They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      You people wear clothes?

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        12 hours ago

        you clothes have people?

        • Damn990099@lemmy.world
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          9 hours ago

          you have people?

    • Beacon@fedia.io
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      19 hours ago

      For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest

  • Silver Needle@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Never understood how the Juicy pants took off

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      Go down the “Les Wexner” rabbit hole if you want to learn the origins of the corrupt agenda behind JUICY pants.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        Look at leftenant dry ass over here

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      19 hours ago

      Have you tried them on?

      • Silver Needle@lemmy.ca
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        19 hours ago

        No, they outran me. Had no chance to

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          19 hours ago

          Not juicy enough smh

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    20 hours ago

    Oh she’s definitely noticed lol

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 hours ago

      Noticed my juicy ass.

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    19 hours ago

    When you sleep over at your girl’s house but you “forgot” your clothes 😌

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      18 hours ago

      Oh pwease don’t give me the hot pants this time 🥺

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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        “All your pants are missing and all you have are short skirts and dresses!? Ohhhhh nooooo…welp. I guess I have no choice!”

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    Fucksquatch makes another appearance.

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