You fuckers have problems
Ah so that’s why it’s called Lemmy.
As in, lemmy kill myself real quick
Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?
Get out of here.
Alright. I just opened the app
Never change violet08
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You really can tell Violet’s posts the moment you see them, can’t you?
I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.
Eh it’s just a lil salty, luckily it doesn’t taste like larger quantities of piss. Pretty inoffensive.
Yeah, I can’t believe im saying this but a little piss is really not that big of a deal… If you’ve ever sucked dick before you probably have had piss in your mouth even if you didn’t realize it… I mean, I’m not into piss, like, at all. So I prefer to not really think about it but… Here we are.
Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly … I always said I’d try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.
It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn’t get over the smell and called a halt to it all … when it’s all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it’d be like water but it’s way more slippery.
Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it’s not unpleasant … more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.
you might have a bit of a thing for piss (and that’s lovely for you!)
I Don’t.
I’m trying to think of something violet doesn’t have a thing for.
Austere abstinence?
Edit: ASCETICISM was the word I was looking for. Phew. There it is.
Of all the days I chose to be literate, I choose this.
Glad to hear you’re enjoying yourself dear, please be safe.
jokes on you it is crab leg butter
