No I have one lgbtq right I would like to negotiate, regarding beach volleyball. In exchange for giving the queer community unlimited beach volleyball, I would like to also give the community free crotch kicks on Florida beevis (he’ll survive longer than Krasnov and I want to get good use of the ol’ unlimited crotch kicks)

Same comment as the last time I saw this:
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO HETERONORMATIVITYGIVE ME HOMONORMATIVITY OR GIVE ME DEATH no that doesn’t feel right, I just don’t like norms. Fuck your heteronormativity right in the whee hole? That doesn’t feel protesty enough. The heteronormativity the is too German. “I hate every ape I see from chimpan A to chimpan Z. No you’ll never make a hetero out of me” is too long, but the tune is right.
They seem to forget that negotiation is a relatively recent concept in the galaxy which replaced being killed and eaten.
I’m okay with the former, but I don’t eat trash.
That’s okay, a lot of us have cats.
I love cats.






