To be fair, my husband will just have 6 bowls of cereal in a row all of a sudden.
But my son… here he is with his mixing bowl.
Edit: when my son went through a miso soup phase, he would get the big mixing bowl and use a whole block of tofu. Probably straight up 2L of miso broth. For context, he is 6’2” and 19.
Cereal is the most delicious thing in the universe that doesn’t require anything more than pouring two things into a bowl. No peeling, heating, mixing, blending, layering, etc. Two things, in a bowl, and what you don’t use goes back in the place it came from.
You don’t even need to add 2 things together. Cereal is great on its own
I’ve yet to meet a cereal that was better dry. Some came damned close (Cracklin’ Oat Bran is my fave), but still not better.
Crispix/Chex might be better dry
You’re right, only because they suck at being cereal. It’s boxed gruel disguised as cereal.
Rice chex and crispix both are delicious. Shame on you.
It’s human kibble basically
Try this:
- instead of a giant bowl pour a regular bowl with extra milk
- when you finish the cereal do not drink the milk
- pour more cereal
- repeat as desired
The milk gets too warm.
… Too warm?
You guys don’t eat the cereal milk heated?..
Are you saying you heat the milk you pour in cereal? What in the actual fuck?
Yes??? I heat it as hot as soup would be??
Y’all eat it cold from the fridge???
Like sugary breakfast cereal or like instant oats or oatmeal cereal. Because if we’re talking about hot milk in sugary breakfast cereal then I’m equal parts horrified, disgusted, and fascinated. Why, how did you start heating your cereal milk?
Idk??? I guess my parents always did it and I kept doing it until I’m now in my 20’s
I eat all kinds of cereal. Nowadays I do half simple corn flakes and half oats with chocolate chips so I don’t take in tooo much sugar
When I was little my parents would always buy sugary cereal.
Well…
I guess I just found out not to do this around other people LOL
Corn flakes, and oats in hot chocolate sounds more like a confection than breakfast but hey man let your freak flag fly. Be sure to stay on top of the dental hygiene!

I unironically wish this was a thing. And was halfway decent and nutritious.






