Smuuthbrane

If you really need to go dry, at least use a waffle.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Autism

Smuuthbranes like tubers.

It’s for your snorkel.

“I’m more right than you are and you need to know it.”

He’s probably real fun at the crossfit gym too.

Hispanic? He looks Chilé.

That was my second guess.

Does soda cure electrolytes too?

Cancer?

You’re right, only because they suck at being cereal. It’s boxed gruel disguised as cereal.

I’ve yet to meet a cereal that was better dry. Some came damned close (Cracklin’ Oat Bran is my fave), but still not better.

Cereal is the most delicious thing in the universe that doesn’t require anything more than pouring two things into a bowl. No peeling, heating, mixing, blending, layering, etc. Two things, in a bowl, and what you don’t use goes back in the place it came from.

It’s regular laxative but with industrial strength pop rocks in it.