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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Back in the day, we’d sit outside by the campfire, eating melons and look at this meme (printed out, smart phones weren’t a thing yet).

  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    "Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avamelon kept balance between the melon tribes. But that all changed when the Firemelons attacked.

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    There are a lot of foods that causes wind when i eat them.

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    deleted by creator

  • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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    In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

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      When I was a kid, I used to live near places called Sussex and Essex.

      I never encountered Nussex nor Wessex and that troubles me.

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        Wessex was a kingdom in Britain. And it’s an area of London. There is also Middlesex as well. But I can’t find a norssex.

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          Sure, I get all that, but I didn’t grow up in that area. I grew up near other direction-sexes.

          South doesn’t start with “Su,” so I assume North-sex (in this context) wouldn’t start with “Nor.” In fact, I looked this up and found this interesting article, which is perhaps not academically correct (I don’t know) but shows that my reasoning is not isolated.

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          Also requesting there be a Xessex and Unessex

  • pooberbee (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    Earthmelon is a potato

    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      Firemelon is a chilli pepper.

    • justmercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      firemelon is a chile, too

    • grte@lemmy.ca
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      No a potato is an apple of the earth.

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
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        French is weird.

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          I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why

      • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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        In Dutch it’s literally earth apple. Aardappel.

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          In parts of Germany, it’s the same (Erdapfel), others say ground pear (Grundbirne) but don’t compare apples with pears (it’s our equivalent to apples and oranges)

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    Cmon guys, “melements” is right there

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      Yes, I think this meme is DoA with their decision to not use Melements.

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      Right. The elemelonments

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        Now you ruined it

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        • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          Perfect !

  • boogiebored@lemmy.world
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    instead only lulumelons

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    Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

    Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

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      Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

      Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the AvatarMelon Lord, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

      FTFY

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    sad Heartmelon noises

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Elemenop

  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once…

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      Okay now do it to a ham and make them fight

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    Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

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    This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

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