Charlie Kirk memorials be like:
The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don’ch’a know.
Guy basically killed himself.
I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “I did not fuck my daughter, and if I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.
Necks Minit…
Here’s a valentine for next year :D
needs heart-shaped blood splatters, maybe some cupids with sniper rifles
Oh my god that’s way better lol, I’m too shitty a graphic designer to make that tho
do you think that charlie Kirk memorial fountain should spew shit, for how he lived, or blood, for how he died?
Yes.
CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one… like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn
Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.
[Intro]
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I’ve got a story of caution for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
About a man spreading hatred with glee.
[Verse]
What do you get when you are spreading lies?
You say guns don’t kill, but we ve got eyes.
It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da.
You harvest hate if that’s what you sow.
Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.This was created with non artificial stupidity
Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.
Yup. I’m officially using this for when an organic computer creates things.
-Made with organic stupidity.
Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you’re wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt
That’s the best I’ve got so far, but it doesn’t flow with the rhythm
Dammit now I want chamoy gushers
Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left
He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.
One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way
wet ass throat
magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!
also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can’t say!!!
Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. Captain Kirk. Starting to make sense? /s
What is with this “dark humor bad” cliche? Since when is dark humor synonymous with racism/sexism/etc-ism?
To me dark humor has always been something more akin to self deprecating jokes, punchlines like “but doctor, I am Pagliacci”, or making light of the futility of life.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn’t make them dark humor.
notice in the meme that “dark humor” is in quotes. racist jokes ARE racist jokes, but racists try to call racist jokes “dark humor,” which is both false and giving actual dark humor a bad name
There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind “jokes” that aren’t jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That’s why you’ll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the “it’s just a joke, calm down” and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the “comedy is legal” crowd.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn’t make them dark humor.
See, that doesn’t matter. The “dark humor” aspect is irrelevant, it’s just another excuse to hide behind.
You have to remember,words don’t mean anything to these people, they’re just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.
via Hello_there@fedia.io:
Spent his life arguing against the public good. Ended his life as a fountain.
is this how left wing people think dark humour works?
The humor is in the irony of a guy famous for accepting that access to guns means society must have a tolerance for people getting killed by gun violence getting his throat blown out while discussing gun violence. The darkness is having no sympathy when you know you should be concerned another person was struck down by gun violence, but just laugh and say “fuck you Chuck, you reap what you sow”.
oh yeah twas quite funny
no. it’s how non-moron people know charlie kirk cultists work
What does dark humor mean to you? Please illuminate us.
what does it mean? offensive jokes :) I find a lot of them funny
Okay, so here’s a random joke: A gas station owner asks me whether I’d like leaded or unleaded, and instead of either, I call him a “N%%%ER”, because he’s black, and tell him he should go back to Africa. And say I claim it’s funny, because it’s unexpected and extreme! But also just a joke to be edgy - I’m not “actually racist”!
Would you agree, and find that to be dark humor, or just offensive? Though exaggerated, that’s pretty much what many people deal with in terms of conservative “humor”. Aside from being offensive by any normal view, the secondary crime is they’re not even funny; just baiting for “offense”.
if no one laughs it’s not funny but the left changed
