I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
Add a comma? Also hell,
Well, I just wanted to say,
it’s because I won. If I do desire to, I’ll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.
Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did
I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.
Not a bad way to spend a day off
I’ve never found MDMA to be sexual. Yeah, you like physical contact, and definitely feel the love, but it never made a horndog out of me. I think that’s an old wives tale, and I’ll say I’ve got plenty of experience over the last 15+ years.
would you happen to have his gfs #?
asking for a friend
j/k, it’s my penis, he made me ask
This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.
Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised. They only work when you are already aroused.
When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. You don’t immediately get hard out of nowhere. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.
Interesting. I had no idea they worked like that.
Sounds like taking melatonin for sleep. It’s not going to put you to sleep unless you’re in a sleepy headspace
And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.
Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I’d want to go that hard again
I’m 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.
I’m 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.
This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.
Plato, Republic, Book I, Cephalus’ speech:
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.
There’s just no fucking way, holy crap!!!
Goddamit Sophocles
I felt this way about my sex drive until I transitioned, HRT killed the beast then brought it back perfected it like a gandalf the white
To the tweet; Well, nothing isn’t stopping you already.
It’s not actually the penis itself that’s doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It’s the brain circuitry behind it that’s making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn’t remove the drive and that’s why there are boner pills.
To OP: Though, sry to disappoint you and break the common misconception. Even with boner pills, guy needs to be turned on to get a boner. Boner pills wont give permanent boners out of thin air, those just make it easier to have a boner and maintain one.
Interesting tip, boner pills work systematically and give really nice gym pumps.
Ah to be 18 and ovulating
To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂
Right?! Especially as a stoner lmao. My partner and I buy the big bottles of lube now, we ain’t fuckin around. We are fucking around, though.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
Ooo I have not heard of this, thank you!
Oh gods my ex would get such cotton crotch from weed my mouth would dry up going down on her
But yeah for insertion so long as you aren’t using any silicone toys silicon lube is a fucking miracle substance
Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn’t think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don’t work anymore.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that’s expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress
That’s every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol
Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.
I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think
I didn’t know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu
When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.
