Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
What a presidential guy.
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
Living his best life.
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
This kid will be alright
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it’s barely over 30%. You’re making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that’s where you will acurally see a crazy difference.
The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years
Just grow your own. Us casuals can’t make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it’s still plenty strong.
If you’re growing indoors it’s not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
We do all live in hell tbf
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Preach
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
That’s better.
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
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It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
And MY AXE!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I’m a massage therapist and I’ll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
IRL Quagmire lmao
I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forces feminiz… I need to go to pornhub
You don’t got sell it so hard man…
